It's lucky, because wasting money seems to be my favourite past-time. And I don't mean spending, I mean literally throwing away, might as well have wiped my arse with it type of wasting. Right now Michael O'Leary, CEO of Ryanair is carefully folding my fivers for soiling. To preach in an interview about the bareness of your schedule, then realise you're pretty much booked up every weekend of the summer doesn't help cover the unecessary droughts in your Lloyds TSB.
From faking car-breakdowns on the M1 and covering Alton Towers with dental appointments only to avoid three hour shifts, sometimes I wonder whether I actually get a kick out of being in debt. Lloyds text me every week now with my balance. You think they might throw something else in, maybe financial advice 'BALANCE OD 994...We need to use your money so please stop wasting all of ours' or 'Is that £8 in HMV vital because you vaguelly remember this film being on about ten years ago?'(and then you get it home and realise that you thought it was only okay, hence Sunday afternoon, Channel 5) or 'Domino's again... Really?' Just a line, once a week- a reminder of priorities.
Who would need therapy if there was someone to text you every Monday, letting you know where you're going wrong?
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